halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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alexoftheunderworld:

kingbobomb:

alexoftheunderworld:

how i felt after reading seconds
great read, highly recommend

I endorse this endorsement endorsing Seconds. Don’t be a fuck up. Go read it.

thanks for endorsing my endorsement of that book you endorsed me to read and i now endorse to others

alexoftheunderworld:

kingbobomb:

alexoftheunderworld:

how i felt after reading seconds

great read, highly recommend

I endorse this endorsement endorsing Seconds. Don’t be a fuck up. Go read it.

thanks for endorsing my endorsement of that book you endorsed me to read and i now endorse to others

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place


"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

Bees?

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Can I summon bees?

DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.

Me: Roll to summon bees!